Move over, Kmart. ASOS just launched a homewares collection

One of the internet’s coolest fashion retailers is expanding its reign over our lives, creeping out of our wardrobes and into the rest of our homes.

ASOS has launched a new homewares line this week called ASOS SUPPLY and, friends, it’s too good to be true.

Featuring kitchen accessories, bedroom linen, and bathroom pieces made from recycled material, the range adopts three key themes: Global Traveller, Cool Minimal and Eclectic Luxe.

I can feel the chill vibes from here.

I can feel the chill vibes from here.Source:Supplied

It’s as if ASOS executives locked a Scandinavian designer inside a room with the lead buyers for Ikea, Pottery Barn, Anthropologie and Gorman … then they all had cocktails at Kmart after they let them out.

A spokeswoman for ASOS said the line’s aesthetic is both minimalist and popping with colour, so there’s “something for everyone”.

Anyone for a pompom throw rug? It will cost you .

Anyone for a pompom throw rug? It will cost you $56.Source:Supplied

ASOS SUPPLY was launched this week, with pieces starting from just $12.

“This living collection includes clever storage ideas, recycled glassware, modern kitchen and bathroom accessories and cosy throws,” the spokeswoman said.

“All you need to make the most of your space.”

Well, I’m sold already, so, allow me to escort you through the pastel wonderland that will be my home, as soon as payday arrives.

KITCHEN

Where every house tour should begin.

This is where I kitted out my imaginary kitchen in bold splashes of colour and hosted a fabulous dinner party for Frida Kahlo and Freddie Mercury.

Look, this is my fantasy, so just play along.

Striped woven tea towels,  for a pack of three.

Striped woven tea towels, $16 for a pack of three.Source:Supplied

One moment Frida, I

One moment Frida, I’ll be right there with the guac!Source:Supplied

We ate ruby red grapefruit and Freddie accidentally drank an entire bottle of vodka.

Oh how we laughed, it was all just so fabulous.

The range features the most beautiful patterned dishes and bowls.

The range features the most beautiful patterned dishes and bowls.Source:Supplied

Oh no, Freddie, that’s vodka! Classic.

Oh no, Freddie, that’s vodka! Classic.Source:Supplied

DINING ROOM

Here’s my dining room, where only the most bohemian intellectuals gather to eat share plates and discuss philosophy.

I used these serving spoons to dish out an arugula salad, tossed with cranberries which I made myself.

This gold handled kitchen serving set will set you back just .

This gold handled kitchen serving set will set you back just $32.Source:Supplied

Then I served my guests gluten free pie and cake on these dishes.

It happened, I swear.

Pastels make any fake dessert look so much better.

Pastels make any fake dessert look so much better.Source:Supplied

My plants may be fake, but they look really great in their little woven baskets, and everything is neatly arranged in woven storage units because I’m an adult now.

Oh wow, cool baskets Rhian. Thanks!

Oh wow, cool baskets Rhian. Thanks!Source:Supplied

Living the best life with plants and baskets.

Living the best life with plants and baskets.Source:Supplied

BATHROOM

Check out my sweet bathroom, where David Bowie once had a play date with a unicorn!

The wicked pastel pink woven basket set me back $32. Oh, yeah, so did that pompom bath mat.

Pretty pastels are scattered throughout the collection. Picture: ASOS

Pretty pastels are scattered throughout the collection. Picture: ASOSSource:Supplied

Here are all my rose tinted accessories, where I keep my very expensive face scrubbers and jade face rollers.

That’s just the life I live, I guess.

The line features rose tinted accessories galore.

The line features rose tinted accessories galore.Source:Supplied

 

BEDROOM

Where the magic happens.

Only the most #blessed may entire this space, where big old eyeballs watch you and there’s no washing on the floor.

That’s because it’s all folded neatly in ASOS baskets.

Oh this old thing? Just got it from ASOS.

Oh this old thing? Just got it from ASOS.Source:Supplied

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s bedroom is the cutest of them all?Source:Supplied

Well, anyway, that’s my place. Thanks for coming around.

What, jealous?

Don’t let the trunk hit you on the way out, mate.

Here, let me hang your bag of philosophy books on my pensive elephant

Here, let me hang your bag of philosophy books on my pensive elephant’s trunk.Source:Supplied

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